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Amusing Headlines

by Pave Graphics on Jul.22, 2010, under Funny Stuff

Hilarious actual headlines from the Ali Abbasi joke book… http://www.amazon.com/Ali-Abbasi-Joke-Book-Bk/dp/190323834X


  1. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
  2. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Cut In Half
  3. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
  4. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
  5. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
  6. Panda Mating Fails – Veterinarian Takes Over
  7. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
  8. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
  9. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
  10. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
  11. Stolen Painting Found By Tree
  12. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Queue
  13. Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
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